Facts about guys with long hair

 
Absurd facts about guys with long hair

1) Guys with long hair are more likely to be in a band, or at least they used to be.

2) Guys with long hair are also more likely to have a tattoo of some sort on their body. (And it's not just for show! They're probably going to get pierced too!)

3) Guys with long hair are also more likely to wear leather jackets.

4) Guys with long hair are also more likely to play guitar.

5) Girls with long hair are more likely to be in a band than guys with long hair are.

6) Guys with long hair tend to have a more "goth" look than guys with short hair do.

7) If a guy has short hair, and he's in a band, then he probably takes care of it. If a guy has long hair, and he's in a band, then he probably doesn't take care of it.

8) Pierced ears are the norm, but having one's entire ear cartilage pierced is more desirable, and scars from past piercings are looked upon more favorably than unpierced ears.

9) Guys with long hair avoid shaving certain parts of their body.

10) Guys with long hair tend not to be the most musically talented, but they tend to have more "charisma" than guys with short hair.

11) Tattoos are looked upon more favorably than body piercing.

12) A boy with long hair is probably into the same bands you are...if you like that sort of thing.

13) Other things you probably like: The Smiths, The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Elliott Smith, Screaming Trees, Afghan Whigs, Big Star, Nick Drake, The Velvet Underground, and Raincoats.

14) You're probably into alternative, indie, grunge, or punk music.

15) You probably wear eyeliner and lip gloss.

16) You might know what decibels are.

17) You probably know what studio gear is, and you probably don't walk around listening to your $2,000 headphones all the time.

18) You probably don't know what Pro Tools, Logic, or anything else used to make studio CDs sound the way they do sounds like.

19) You probably can't play air guitar.

20) Girls don't really go for guys with long hair.

21) If they do, you probably don't go for the type of girls who go for guys like that.

22) You probably don't wear motley, and you probably wouldn't call yourself a grunge kid.

23) You probably use deodorant.

24) You probably don't know what a ruff neck is.

25) If you're really liberal, you might not even be into guys.

26) If you're really really liberal, you might think not liking guys is a prejudiced position.

27) You might consider not cutting your hair to be "different."

28) But actually being different and being considered cool are two different things.

29) You probably aren't a college kid anymore, so you can stop going to parties and hanging out at coffee shops. (Still doesn't mean you should smoke in public though. That's just dumb.)

30) But you're probably too old to stay at home all day listening to music, so what are your options?

31) You could get a job.

32) But why should you have to?

33) You're smart, you can do it the easy way, or the hard way.

34) You pick the hard way.

35) You work hard, prove how hard you can work, and eventually get a good job with a decent company.

36) But you don't want just any job that's available...

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