Fair life milk nutrition facts
Fake fair life milk nutrition facts.
1) It's a liquid that you can drink to get drunk and stay that way.
2) You can only have one at a time, so if you want more than one, you'll need to buy more from the store.
3) It's pretty much the same everywhere, but a couple places add fruit juice or something to it to make it taste better.
4) It is similar to other milks, but its main ingredient is mostly milk. You could probably make it at home with an animal, but who cares? It's only good if you buy it from the store.
5) It does have other stuff in it, but none of it is "good for you." I mean you can't just put a label on it that says "good for you" or else all the sugary, creamy, strawberry-flavored drinks would be off the shelves. (Just an example)
6) It can be pretty expensive. A gallon could cost you ten dollars, which wouldn't even buy you a good steak.
7) You have to be 18 to buy it. Also, it is usually only sold during the day.
8) Some places, like K-Mart, even sell it in little individual bottles.
9) It's sometimes mixed with other stuff to make different drinks.
10) Anything that's alcoholic is bad for you, so please don't drink and drive. Also, if you're going to drink alcohol, don't drive.
11) And for those of you who are too young to drink, well you shouldn't be drinking anyway.
12) If you really want to get drunk, get a bunch of your friends together and form a club. Then, go down to your local bar or liquor store and buy some alcohol. Then, drink all of it except for the odd shot here and there. After drinking all of it, go home and pass out. In the morning, you'll probably feel really sick. That's how most people do it.
13) Another way is to find an old, empty house that you all have the key to or find another place that sells alcohol. Then, go there and start drinking the old bottles. Some of those bottles are pretty strong.
14) If you REALLY want to get really drunk, steal some alcohol from a store. That's how most people do it.
15) The old way is to make alcohol with yeast. You can either buy that in a store, steal it from a brewery, or make it yourself.
16) You need a bottle, some sugar, some water, and some yeast. You could also add fruit, but that isn't necessary for a successful brew.
17) First, mix one part sugar with one part water. Then, add the yeast to that and stir it up really well. Wait twelve hours for it to start bubbling.
18) Next, find an empty bottle and wash it out really well. Then, enough yeast will already be in the bottle for you to bottle it. Put the bottle in a dark, warm place so the yeast can do its job.
19) Check on the bottle every now and then. You can tell when it's done because it'll stop bubbling and start producing a new layer of stuff on the bottom of the bottle. Eventually, it'll be empty.
20) It'll probably take between two and four days for your drink to be ready. Then, drink up!
21) The taste is somewhat bitter, but if you like the taste of beer, you'll probably like this. If not, well you'll probably just throw it up.
22) You can also make really strong drinks with this recipe. Just double or triple all the amounts.
23) Also, the longer you leave the yeast to do their job, the stronger the drink will be.
24) Please note: This is VERY dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Also, it's illegal to make this in most places.
25) Also also, if you feel thirsty after downing one of these drinks, please go get yourself a drink of water!
So... What do you think, is there one real fact from this list of fair life milk nutrition facts
1) It's a liquid that you can drink to get drunk and stay that way.
2) You can only have one at a time, so if you want more than one, you'll need to buy more from the store.
3) It's pretty much the same everywhere, but a couple places add fruit juice or something to it to make it taste better.
4) It is similar to other milks, but its main ingredient is mostly milk. You could probably make it at home with an animal, but who cares? It's only good if you buy it from the store.
5) It does have other stuff in it, but none of it is "good for you." I mean you can't just put a label on it that says "good for you" or else all the sugary, creamy, strawberry-flavored drinks would be off the shelves. (Just an example)
6) It can be pretty expensive. A gallon could cost you ten dollars, which wouldn't even buy you a good steak.
7) You have to be 18 to buy it. Also, it is usually only sold during the day.
8) Some places, like K-Mart, even sell it in little individual bottles.
9) It's sometimes mixed with other stuff to make different drinks.
10) Anything that's alcoholic is bad for you, so please don't drink and drive. Also, if you're going to drink alcohol, don't drive.
11) And for those of you who are too young to drink, well you shouldn't be drinking anyway.
12) If you really want to get drunk, get a bunch of your friends together and form a club. Then, go down to your local bar or liquor store and buy some alcohol. Then, drink all of it except for the odd shot here and there. After drinking all of it, go home and pass out. In the morning, you'll probably feel really sick. That's how most people do it.
13) Another way is to find an old, empty house that you all have the key to or find another place that sells alcohol. Then, go there and start drinking the old bottles. Some of those bottles are pretty strong.
14) If you REALLY want to get really drunk, steal some alcohol from a store. That's how most people do it.
15) The old way is to make alcohol with yeast. You can either buy that in a store, steal it from a brewery, or make it yourself.
16) You need a bottle, some sugar, some water, and some yeast. You could also add fruit, but that isn't necessary for a successful brew.
17) First, mix one part sugar with one part water. Then, add the yeast to that and stir it up really well. Wait twelve hours for it to start bubbling.
18) Next, find an empty bottle and wash it out really well. Then, enough yeast will already be in the bottle for you to bottle it. Put the bottle in a dark, warm place so the yeast can do its job.
19) Check on the bottle every now and then. You can tell when it's done because it'll stop bubbling and start producing a new layer of stuff on the bottom of the bottle. Eventually, it'll be empty.
20) It'll probably take between two and four days for your drink to be ready. Then, drink up!
21) The taste is somewhat bitter, but if you like the taste of beer, you'll probably like this. If not, well you'll probably just throw it up.
22) You can also make really strong drinks with this recipe. Just double or triple all the amounts.
23) Also, the longer you leave the yeast to do their job, the stronger the drink will be.
24) Please note: This is VERY dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Also, it's illegal to make this in most places.
25) Also also, if you feel thirsty after downing one of these drinks, please go get yourself a drink of water!
So... What do you think, is there one real fact from this list of fair life milk nutrition facts
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