Fatburger nutrition facts

 
29 fictional fatburger nutrition facts

1) Fatburger is the only fast food chain that makes their own buns and condiments, which are then hand-pattied into every burger. The result? A perfect bun that doesn't fall apart when you bite into it!

2) The secret to making a Fatburger is to make sure there's enough grease in the patty so that it cooks evenly. This means using lard or vegetable oil instead of butter.

3) The secret to making a Fatburger so juicy is the "secret sauce" or "special sauce. It's simply fat, rendered bacon grease, dijon mustard, yellow mustard, and Worcestershire sauce.

4) The chain's mascot is an anthropomorphic burger who walks around handing out "free" fries with every burger purchase. His name is "Arnold" (as in "meat on your bones") and he is a cheerful and loyal friend.

5) Fatburger was started by two brothers, Theomics and Mel Cheren. They ran it as a family business until selling to Wendy's in 1979 for $2.4 million. The Cherens returned to using the family name for one last burger joint in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. It closed in 1994.

6) In his spare time, Mel Cheren is an amateur magician.

7) Fatburger's original location is now a KFC.

8) The number of employees doesn't really matter. It's the quality of the meat that makes the burger!

9) The size of the patty has almost no effect on the quality of the meat. A bigger patty will cook completely through in the same amount of time.

10) There have been no "secret menu items" at Fatburger. Everything on the menu is available "as is". So order whatever you want. Unless it says "special sauce only", in which case, get the fatty.

11) Fatburger has been attacked by the KOPERS (Kathy Ireland, Poochie, P. Diddy, and Tom Brokaw's hamburger restaurant) several times.

12) People from all over the world have travelled great distances just to eat at a Fatburger.

13) The British . . . well, the English like their fat as well. They have a very similar diet to Americans, so you'll find a lot of Fatburger locations in England.

14) The equipment used to cook the food is sourced from the cheapest places in town. This keeps the costs low enough that they can offer "complementary peanuts" on the tables.

15) Fatburger didn't have any customers when they first opened. It was a flop. But they kept the place open, and eventually they started getting regulars. They kept getting more, and more, and then one day they got so many that they had to hire extra help!

16) Fatburger once tried to introduce a salad bar, but the customers didn't like it. So they took it off the menu.

17) Fatburger doesn't have a soda fountain anymore, but they do serve *champagne* with their meals.

18) The cook's uniform consists of an apron and paper hat.

19) The company doesn't have an employee identification card. Every single employee starts out as "independent contractor" and records all their time on a single clipboard.

20) If you want to become a real employee (not independent contractor), you need the best references you can get and an up-to-date physical exam at the doctors office.

21) The best way to keep your job at Fatburger is to always "please the customer".

22) The worst way to keep your job at Fatburger is to complain (even to the management).

23) The company has a "two-strikes-and-you're-out" policy. If you get caught using foul language on the job, you're fired. If you get caught stealing, you're fired. If you get caught having relations with an employee, you're fired.

24) The company has a medical plan that covers "urgent medical needs". If you need an appendage (or more) removed, it's covered at 90% out-of-pocket and you only have to pay for the operation if you get it.

25) If you go to work for Fatburger and don't like the job, just leave. You don't have to put up with it.

26) If you're a customer and don't like the service, leave. You don't have to put up with it.

27) If you're a manager/supervisor and don't like the job being done by your employees, just fire them. You don't have to put up with it.

28) If you do like the job, and the service, and your employees, then tell everyone you know about it.

29) Fatburger is a great place to work.

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