Interesting facts about forensic scientists

 
Faked interesting facts about forensic scientists

1) Forensic Scientists are not allowed to wear a uniform, they must be dressed in casual clothing. They may have their hair and nails done as long as it does not interfere with the job at hand.

2) Forensic Scientists do not get paid for their work. It is considered an honor to serve your country and receive pay for your service.

3) Forensic Scientists are required to attend all of their classes on time. If they miss one class, they will be held accountable by the school system.

4) Under normal circumstances, they have to pass all of their classes with at least a B average or they will be dismissed from the program.

5) They are allowed to bring their families into the lab with them while they complete their schooling.

6) They are not allowed to have any physical altercations during class. If they are caught fighting, they will be dismissed from the program.

7) They are required to submit a monthly activity report to the school district.

8) Forensic Scientists must be at least 19 years of age and have a high school diploma or its equivalent. They must also have at least three years of experience in the occupation they intend to pursue OR they must be enrolled in an accredited college or university in the United States and have a minimum GPA of 3.0 on a 4.0 scale, and have at least two years of experience in the occupation they intend to pursue.

9) Forensic Scientists must pass a written test on the fundamentals of their field and a physical examination.

10) They must pass a medical and psychological examination.

11) The physical requirements are that they must be in good health and have no physical impairments that would interfere with their work.

12) The written examination covers basic science such as DNA and blood stain pattern analysis. The physical examination tests basic science such as knowing the location of all your vital organs in your body, knowing the types of pressure you can apply to each area, and not being able to reproduce a Haiku.

13) The psychological examination tests all of your basic instincts such as whether you're a risk to yourself or others, and whether you can be trusted to work alone.

14) The last requirement is a practical field experience in which you must be accepted into a working lab. Most programs offer this as an on-the-job training, but you may also undertake a legal issue and go on crime scenes to gather evidence and perform tests on objects.

15) You must be able to travel to various counties and states and testify at trials.

16) Forensic Scientists are the only people in the world who can create a fake blood sample from any type of tissue, and they do it all the time. They also have access to every crime scene in the country, so they can make up anything you want.

17) There is no such thing as a "good" forensic scientist. Some are just lazy. Others don't care what they find out. And some aren't even good at their job! A few are outright criminals!

18) The best way to create a fake blood stain is to use red wine. Any type of red wine will do, even if it isn't particularly expensive. Just use what you have around the house.

19) To create the appearance of a bullet wound, put some red wine directly on the area you want to appear as though it hit the victim. Then cover the "wound" with a mixture of "peanut butter" and "mashed potatoes". Leave it on for at least an hour, then wash it off.

20) To make it look like the victim was stabbed, just use the red wine trick on a small cut on their arm. You can make the "stab wound" a little deeper by wetting a Q-Tip with blood and using it to draw a circle around the cut. Then, cover it with mashed potatoes, and leave it to dry for at least one hour.

21) You can make the victim's skin appear as though it has been burned by touching them with a cigarette and wrapping it in Saran Wrap before extinguishing it. Keep it on for at least an hour, then take it off and place it in a plastic bag. Keep it in the freezer for about ten minutes, then peel off the Saran Wrap.

22) If you really want to freak people out, just break into a sweat. It's actually really easy to do. Just take a shower, then stand in front of a fan while you burn some sulfur. While you're doing that, just shout out whatever crazy things come to mind. "Oh my God, there's a killer in the room," "I'm being chased by a demon," "My dog is Satan," whatever you like! Make sure you fit it around the twenty-five minutes that the shower takes.

Wow, that is a lot interesting facts about forensic scientists too bad they are not true.






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